Apeman Proverbs: Fridge Beer

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Meaning: 

Fridge Beer spotted circa 2011 Chicago, Humboldt Park
Cold beer in a refrigerator for anyone to drink that enters one’s home. This is not to be mistaken as a BEER FRIDGE, though a Beer Fridge maybe the place where Fridge Beer is stored they are not of equal value. This beer is offered, Do you want one? Rather than do you mind if I have a beer. Guest shall not have to ask for a Fridge Beer as it's usually a “everyones” beer, but there are no rules to this and is all up to the owner’s discretion. Fridge Beer isn’t whether or not you have it, but it’s a state of being, it just is. If no beer is in the Fridge, then you do not have Fridge Beer. If Beer is consumed in full and needs to be restock, that is not Fridge Beer. 

Beer Karma points are awarded to those that follow the Fridge Beer rules. Fridge Beer is a state of being as said before, Beer is restocked with stock already obtained. Fridge Beer never runs out, Fridge Beer is also not to be consumed in a marathon fashion, Fridge Beer should always be repaid in one way or another.
Beer Karma is given and taken away throughout your beer life and Fridge Beer can and will change your beer karma points. 

Points are given when:


- Fridge Beer held to the correct status aka you have Fridge Beer
- When you bring beer to another being’s home and stock their Fridge with Beer – You take and You Give.
- Fresh Beer - When your beer is fresh, so will your Beer Karma.


Those that only take with eventually be overcome with bad Beer Karma. Fridge Beer doesn't have to break the bank and can be obtained in a myriad of ways. Leftovers from a party as an example, but once one has achieved Fridge Beer, they must uphold the standard or simply put – you don’t have Fridge Beer!


Tallboys spotted in same fridge
After you’ve achieved Fridge Beer, one can expand their beer game to have a BEER FRIDGE which is a step above Fridge Beer, but behind a BEER CELLER. Karma points will always max to those that Share their PRIVATE COLLECTION CELLER BEER.

So Says it…

The Apeman!!!

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