Apeman Proverbs



My attempt to make what to me would be the perfect Pale Ale has taken me from casually brewing to it becoming an obsession. Thus Apeman Proverbs was born.

What is the Apeman Proverbs exactly? Apeman has bestowed on to me to share his writings, his guidance, his "laws" to the beer drinking public so they can gain better beer karma.
 
So says it -

The Apeman!

Beer Karma

Shower Beer

BYOB 

Fridge Beer

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